3.13.2010

what she wishes you knew

Found this list on Flyguychronicles

lol there are sum pretty good ones in here..notably #8(my fave number), #33, #32 and #28 just to name a few


50 Things Women Wish Men Knew

What She Wishes You Knew #50

You should know all this and more without my telling you.

What She Wishes You Knew #49

I remember everything about our relationship.

What She Wishes You Knew #48

For the record: I’d rather you break up with me than cheat.

What She Wishes You Knew #47

It’s cheating as soon as you’re doing something with her that you wouldn’t want me to see, hear, read . . .

What She Wishes You Knew #46

Even nice girls like hushed dirty talk in public.

What She Wishes You Knew #45

I love holding your bum in the palms of my hands.

What She Wishes You Knew #44

I like porn.

What She Wishes You Knew #43

A lady should always be greeted with kisses.

What She Wishes You Knew #42

It’s best to consult your gal pals for gift ideas.

What She Wishes You Knew #41

I love it when you’re sweaty.

What She Wishes You Knew #40

Celebrating our anniversary, even if it’s only been a few months, earns major bonus points.

What She Wishes You Knew #39

I like it when you tell me what you’re thinking, even if you don’t know yourself.

What She Wishes You Knew #38

Discussion of ex-gf’s and ex-bf’s should be avoided at all times.

What She Wishes You Knew #37

If I’m not feeling loved, I will start looking . . .

What She Wishes You Knew #36

I want to be the best thing that ever happened to you—and for you to recognize this.

What She Wishes You Knew #35

Surprises, especially gifts for moi = more loving.

What She Wishes You Knew #34

I need to hear how you feel about me. Often. Tell me now.

What She Wishes You Knew #33

You’re sexy when you’re: shaving, fixing things, wearing a white T-shirt and jeans, driving, eating a peach, holding a baby.

What She Wishes You Knew #32

I’m in heaven when you hold my hand.

What She Wishes You Knew #31

Women get urinary-tract infections easily, so watch (and wash) your fingers.

What She Wishes You Knew #30

I want to be Madonna.

What She Wishes You Knew #29

When in doubt, go with the shirt that matches your eye color.

What She Wishes You Knew #28

I’m unimpressed with a man who doesn’t take the lead.

What She Wishes You Knew #27

I’m very impressed when you ask for my advice.

What She Wishes You Knew #26

If you ask me out directly, I will say yes.

What She Wishes You Knew #25

My breasts love much licking and sucking.

What She Wishes You Knew #24

If I slept over, you owe me breakfast.

What She Wishes You Knew #23

You should never tell me what to do.

What She Wishes You Knew #22

You look hot in hooded clothing items.

What She Wishes You Knew #21

A man I love plans the occasional fancy-schmancy dress-up date and impromptu weekend getaways, and he buys my favorite candy in advance when we’re just going to the movies.

What She Wishes You Knew #20

When I compare my flabby tummy to a kangaroo pouch, say nothing.

What She Wishes You Knew #19

I own a Debbie Gibson CD, and I’m not afraid to use it.

What She Wishes You Knew #18

Shoes determine whether you’re fashionable or not.

What She Wishes You Knew #17

If I’m not having sex with you, I’m . . . a.) . . . having a fat day. b.) . . . not feeling “connected” to you. c.) . . . blackmailing you to get something I want.

What She Wishes You Knew #16

You did something bad. I seem cool with it. I’m not. (See directly above.)

What She Wishes You Knew #15

Oral sex is your get-out-of-the-doghouse-free card. Manolo Blahnik shoes also do the trick.

What She Wishes You Knew #14

I’m more forgiving of you than I really should be.

What She Wishes You Knew #13

I’m scared of losing my independence.

What She Wishes You Knew #12

Only rock stars are allowed to wear leather pants.

What She Wishes You Knew #11

I expect you to call me.

What She Wishes You Knew #10

I get turned on simply seeing that I have an e-mail from you.

What She Wishes You Knew #9

I’m terrified of becoming my mother, even though I admire her.

What She Wishes You Knew #8

Most of the time when I fantasize, it’s about you.

What She Wishes You Knew #7

“Fine” is never an appropriate response when I ask you how I look.

What She Wishes You Knew #6

I love it when you hug me from behind and whisper in my ear.

What She Wishes You Knew #5

I’m convinced I’m pregnant and obsess about it for a minimum of 24 to 48 hours before my period, even when I have no rational reason to think so.

What She Wishes You Knew #4

You are cute in raglan-sleeved T-shirts (two-toned baseball undershirts).

What She Wishes You Knew #3

I will leave if you lie.

What She Wishes You Knew #2

Real men drive stick shift.

What She Wishes You Knew #1

Saying “I love you” immediately before, during, or following sex doesn’t count.

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